Quote Day

The subject for today is food:

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
~Jim Davis

As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
~Buddy Hackett

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
~Calvin Trillin

~From The Quote Garden.

4 Responses to “Quote Day”

  1. LOL these are GREAT!!! That third one totally cracked me up though. Hey, where’s the rofl smiley? :( Wasn’t there a rolling on the floor laughing guy, or am I imagining it?

  2. OMG I’m a tard…. :rotfl:

  3. Sib,
    I see you found it. :wink:

  4. :coffee: <—-that’s not coffee it’s laudanum